The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.