The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Woods spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Woods, Woods, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.