The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.