The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.