The Late Scratch Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.