The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Woods, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.