The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.