The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Breece Hall
- Colston Loveland
- Garrett Wilson
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.