The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Woods gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Woods drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.