The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Woods's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.