The Late Scratch Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Woods's stadium. Only over Woods.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.