The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.