The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.