The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Woods, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.