The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.