The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Woods drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.