The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Woods's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.