The Late Scratch Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.