The Inch-Short Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeudy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.