The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.