The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.