The Snap Count Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- McCarthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.