The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.