The Garbage-Time Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dobbins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dobbins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.