The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.