The Snap Count Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.