The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Burrow sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.