The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.