The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.