The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.