The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.