The Hamstring Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wilson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.