The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.