The Hamstring Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.