The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.