The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.