The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.