The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.