The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.