The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.