The Hamstring Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.