The Phantom Flag Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
80%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.