The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.