The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.