The Invisible Route Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.