The Hamstring Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.