The Invisible Route Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.