The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.