The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.