The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Wilson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.